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“Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy
“What you eat standing up does not count” – Beth Barnes
“The average person consumes 1500 lbs of food a year,” “nothing average about me” – Angel
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” – Marie Corelli
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West

“Every one’s entitled to my opinion” – Madonna
“Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny.” – Kathryn Carpenter
“I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.” – marilyn monroe
“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win…you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
“House work can’t kill you, but why take a chance” – Phyliss Diller
“I’m not going to vacumn ’til sears makes one you can ride on.” – Roseanne Barr
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time i leave a man i keep his house” – Zsa Zsa Gabor